A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke) When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road.
He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
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Here’s how it went down, via “Page[Gloria].” The source added, “Barnes was in Santa Barbara [at Memphis Grizzlies training camp] and heard that Fisher was in his house. He got in his car and went to the house and went after security “is aware.” According to the paper, a Knicks rep says the team has offered total support for Fisher.